Really Funny Quick Jokes - Judo Tournament

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a Judo tournament. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance; I have Kano, Mifune, Kotani, Kimura and all the greatest players up here”.
“Yes”, snickered the Devil, “but I have all the referees.”

Really Funny Quick Jokes - More exercise

Recently overheard in a doctor’s waiting room:
I used to watch golf on television, but the doctor said that I needed more exercise - So, now I watch tennis.

Really Funny Quick Jokes - No football

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Duuuuh Dumb Jock

He’s such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, “Airport Left,” and he turned around and went home.

Really Funny Quick Jokes - My son swallowed the can opener

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.
Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Magic Johnson on rollerblades

What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?
ROLLAIDS!

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Can i get yo something

The Marine aboard ship was beyond seasick.
A Navy Corpsman said, “Can I get you something ?”
The young Marine replied, “How about an island ?”