Really Funny Quick Jokes - Invalid responses

A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his
computer had told him he was ‘bad and invalid’. The tech explained that the
computer’s ‘bad’ command and ‘invalid’ responses shouldn’t be taken personally.

Still couldn’t see

A confused caller told the technician that the computer had said it ‘couldn’t
find printer’. The user had tried turning the computer screen to face the
printer, but that his computer ’still’ couldn’t ’see’ the printer.

Really Funny Quick Jokes - I deserve a first class seat

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the
plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach
because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde,
I’m smart, I have a good job, and I’m staying in first class until […]

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Results of damage testing

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for
testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that
launches a dead chicken at a plane’s windshield at approximately the speed the
plane flies.
The theory is that if the windshield doesn’t crack from the carcass impact,
it’ll survive a real collision with […]

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Training the blonde

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The
route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival,
the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat,
shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he
noticed […]

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Teaching the child

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a
5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter
what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy
continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the […]

Really Funny Quick Jokes - Nobody understood

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the
beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1!!! F1!!!” and nobody understood it.