Sunday, January 3, 2010

Funny Jokes – Texas Talk

Texas Talk
She’s as graceful as an elephant tryin’ to use a typewriter…
He’s big ‘nough to shade an elephant…
I felt like I’d been ridin’ the rough string with a borrowed saddle…
I didn’t break anything, but all my hinges, bolts an’ nuts were sure
loosened…
Things ’round here’ve been quietern’ a hole in the ground…
It’s cold ‘nough to make [...]

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